Port Salut, Numerically Speaking

• 6 hours to procure 1 rental car 
• 1 alarm clock set for 4 AM 
• 2 companions
• 9 hours of driving
• 5 gas stations ($100 worth of gas)
• 1 hour of waiting for anti-MINUSTAH protest to begin
• 3 hours of interviewing, recording, watching & listening 
• 1 phone stolen
• 300 or so protestors
• 10 PNH officers
• 1 accidental dropping of a canister of tear gas
• 1 speech given by notorious drug trafficker and advocate for reviving the Haitian army (who also happens to be a current Senator)
• 1 lovely lunch by the sea
• 1 rental car return deadline missed
• 1 $50 late fee
• 1 day of unsuccessfully trying to make sense of hidden agendas and complex political motives  
• 1 aching head